watching: my life go by
reading: Panic-Lauren Oliver
listening to: DjBeastwood
Winterfest is in 5 days
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.
friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”
you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons
that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this
Petition to ban straight men from making films about lesbians.
Petition to ban LESBIANS from making films about STRAIGHT MEN.
ALSO SOUNDS DUMB
why would lesbians even want to make films about straight men in the first place
If you tell me I look the same as I did 2 years ago, I’m automatically taking that as an insult